hey did anyone ever read that website where a guy put up a lot of articles of him "pranking" people by being weird but there was this one saga on it that was him having to get a colonoscopy and they had a list of all the foods you shouldn't eat before the colonoscopy (mostly high fiber stuff like broccoli) and he was like "haha i'm going to eat all of it" and then he had the worst time of his life. i'll eventually give up and post on the tip of my tongue subreddit but last time i did that people were trying to give me incorrect ai answers and it put me in a blood rage

so far i'm only finding dave barry's colonoscopy journal which is definitely not it, dave barry rocks but he did NOT try to minmax eating every incorrect pre-colonoscopy food

@lucky Having recently had one, and a gastroscopy where I couldn't drink either after a certain point, it is quite horrible enough without minmaxing it!

@lucky sounds horrifying

but I hope you find it