me prepping for a phone call:

alright, two burritos and a coke. two burritos and a coke. got it. you can do it. let’s go!!!

*calls restaurant*
Guy on the phone: Hello?
Me: Hi, I’m a burrito

@AutumnDork that’s such a big fear of mine and part of why I go out of my way to avoid outbound phonecalls whenever possible